Privacy Policy

Welcome to my policy page! If you're here, you're probably concerned about any information I might be collecting and storing about you, in my information storage warehouse. Well, I have good news for you! I, personally, collect no information from you whatsoever. If you post a comment, I will see your Google account user name, but I don't store that. But, while I personally don't collect information from you, I host ads that may, if you click on them! 

Disclosure Policy:

So what is a disclosure policy? Good question! Basically, some people at the FTC decided that bloggers who want to host ads on their site need to disclose their policies to their readers. 

I host ads on this site, in an (admittedly feeble) attempt to say I make money off my writing. (Hey, even if I just made $0.01, it'd be more than I make off my full-time indentured servitude, AKA motherhood). I, personally, and the Weenie the Holy Vessel  blog, take no legal responsibility for anything you may encounter, view, hear, taste, click on and regret, or purchase, from the ads on this page. I don't get to select these ads, so please don't hold me responsible for the content you see there. I call this my "Don't Yell At Me" policy, and it's the same one I have with my student loan collection officers.

Also, even if you could sue me for emotional damages you suffered after clicking on an ad for toenail fungus medication, all you could get out of me might be the aforementioned hypothetical penny. (Unless you'd like to sue me for the balance of my student loan debt... I'd be glad to award that to someone in court.)

Privacy Policy

Again, I personally collect NO information from you! I don't look for it, don't want it, don't store it (where would I even keep it? Trust me. There's no room in my closet for your social security numbers and/or any naked pictures you may or may not have drunkenly posted of yourself 5 years ago).

The sponsored links or ads on my page, however, may use cookies, may collect information about you, may sink their feelers into your back and latch on like that creepy cockroach/lobster alien thing in that one episode of Dr. Who, if you click on them. The ad program may also access your search history to display targeted ads. This is what happens any time you see pretty much any page with ads- which is why I'm still seeing ads for Vinny's Corpse Disposal on the side of my Facebook page. (Geez, a girl searches "Is a ditch a good place to stash a body?" ONE time!) So please, click not just with your finger, but with a brain full of knowledge!

Here's some info I'm legally required to give you:

• Third party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on a user's prior visits to this website.
• Google's use of the DoubleClick cookie enables it and its partners to serve ads to you, the reader, based on your visit to this sites and/or other sites on the Internet.
• You can opt out of a third-party vendor's use of cookies for interest based advertising by visiting aboutads.info

Phew! Ok. Now back to our regularly scheduled tomfoolery.