Our Heroes

 A glossary of goofy terms 

Weenie-- me. The Holy Vessel.

K.C. -- King Charming. My husband. Also sometimes called Sneezy.

Poopy-- my oldest. She's currently six, subject to change.

Goopy-- the four-year-old who shaved her own head with a pair of safety scissors

Shrimpy-- the two-year-old and only boy. Chronically underweight.

Zip-- the seven-month-old. As in zero, zilch, none, which was how much I was expecting to get pregnant with her while on birth control AND breastfeeding.